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Pube Comedy Pube Comedy

Rated 5 / 5 stars

That was funnier than evening at the improv

Hello my good flash author,

Now that was some hilarious flash, if I've ever seen hilarious flash, that surely ranks among the best. The real story was not at all like that. I met her in Yahoo, she was a woman. She was indeed an aboriginal. And it was fun the first few times. Then I realized I was doing wrong. So I stopped. But to tell you the truth my life is really confusing. I never really know who I am talking to online. If I had really realized that my g/f was actually Carmen Electra and not an ugly woman who sometimes looks like a homosexual transexual who looks like a woman or sometimes a man. Man .. How do you even tell? I mean, is it an ugly woman or a hot woman or an ugly man? I mean you don't want to insult the person in case it is a hot woman. But I'm so desperate for chat that I chat. WTF. What kind of woman is this? Is it just Carmen Electra who likes to stream an ugly video towards me to teach me a lesson? I can't tell! Somone help me! Does Carmen love me? I can't tell! Arrrgh. I am lost in confusion... All I know through this whole experience is that I think I actually love Carmen. I am losing my mind. And you aren't helping. And Carmen, if you're reading this baby. I love you and want you to have my baby. We would be so happy together. Once I get my pay cheque. Because you don't need a leech. Nobody does. And if I never get paid. Then I have to bust some knee caps. obviously. But I love you baby, come hell or high water. Whoever you are. I just hope you are actually who I think you are. In which case. Why don't you talk to me anymore baby? Seriously. Well. I need more cigars. Someday we'll be together hun. I hope. I know I'm a bit unstable. To say the least. And if you have homosexual friends I can be cool with that. But please don't ask me to pretend they are women. arrrrgh. Hun... Come back to me. I'll treat ya good. Honest injun. You hurt me bad baby. I can forgive that. We are a good team. Join me and together we can rule the universe. Well. I think I need to sleep now. Much love. Pube muppet


Recent Audio Reviews


LIGHTNING BOLT! song 1 LIGHTNING BOLT! song 1

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Excellent work.

This kid just keeps getting better and better. This song sounds professional. Amazingly good. You only started to use the software a month ago and you're already sounding this good? I can hardly believe it myself. Keep up the good work.


MuSic-Creater responds:

hehheh =) i nkow wait a year man wait a year magen how good i get then =p.
ima work on the ending of my song as in the new part keep ur music up ot man i totaly get what whatzz? song joke its funy u hsould have also get more atetionn best way to do it iss leave more reveiws on other ppl songs . to get more notice. laters


DEMO SONG 1... DEMO SONG 1...

Rated 5 / 5 stars

one of your best

This one is good. Once again you raised the ante and kicked it up a notch. This is def. one of your best songs yet. I like the synth. The use of filter on it is great. Sounds almost like a professional Techno song... Keep up the good work. Amazing progress. In a year or so you should be completely pro.


MuSic-Creater responds:

hehehehheeheheheh i nkow i only bin using this progrma for 5 weaks now =p
wait till i finish this song its gona be sick ill chek out ur music


TECHNO RAGE 6 OMOST FINAL... TECHNO RAGE 6 OMOST FINAL...

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Raging!

This track is wicked! I like that sick distorted synth sound and the wacky background sound, whatever it is. I've got the rage! You're getting really good at Techno dude. Keep up the good work. :o)


MuSic-Creater responds:

thanx i nkow my synth sound was desorted a bit lol but sounds good with it tho thanx the reveiw laters.. omost done my nother demo song =)